Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
Trump Works Out Deal with Mexican President: ‘They’re Paying For The Wall, We’re Giving Them Back Texas’
Young Boy In Critical Condition After Apple AirPods Explode In His Ears
New Breed of Mosquito Has Been Found To Impregnate Women After Biting
Pope Francis Tries To Curb Molestation In The Church, Declares That Priests Can Marry
For The First Time In The History of Man, No Babies Were Born and No Living People Died On February 27th, 2019
CDC Blames Anti-Vaxxers For Massive Resurgence of Whooping Cough
June 18, 2014
LOS ANGELES, California - Pertussis, also known as whooping cough, has made a hefty resurgence lately, infecting people on epidemic proportions. Whooping cough, while not generally serious in adults, can be very deadly in infants and ...
Go Ask Allison: My Mother-in-Law Tried To Sleep With My Father At My Wedding
June 16, 2014
DEAR ALLISON, Sometimes I think my step-mother really holds me back from having any fun. If I ask her if it's okay to go to movies with friends, she won't let me unless I do something ...
Several Banks Looking To Impose Negative Interest Rates On Customers
June 16, 2014
NEW YORK CITY, New York - Several national banks have begun looking into the possibility of charging a negative interest rate on all accounts, both check and savings, to all their accountholders. UE Bank, one of the nation's ...
Slenderman Research Shows Sightings Throughout History
June 15, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Slenderman, a noted internet sensation, has lately become the subject of severe scrutiny, due to a rash of killings and attacks where the offender has blamed their actions on the supposedly fictional meme. In the past ...
Is A “Running Man” TV Show In Our Future?
June 15, 2014
The World Cup is underway in one of the most notorious countries in the world for sports based murders, Brazil. The opening ceremonies were beautiful until they were scarred by riots and tear gas. People ...
Alien Life-Form Discovered In Pennsylvania
June 14, 2014
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania- Over the weekend of June 7th, an interesting discovery was made by Pittsburgh native Devon Shaffer, 28. Mr. Shaffer was emptying out the trash during his shift at the Pasta Too Restaurant in North ...
Woman Gives Birth, Confuses Doctors By Asking For Maternity Test
June 14, 2014
BILOXI, Mississippi - A Biloxi woman gave birth to a baby boy late Friday evening, and confused doctors by immediately asking for a maternity test. Sarah Keller, 26, said that she didn't believe that she was ...
Man Shoots Off His Own Foot During Open Carry Texas Rally
June 14, 2014
TEMPLE, Texas - Carl Bellows of Temple, Texas was taken to the hospital during an "Open Carry Texas" demonstration on Thursday afternoon after almost completely severing his foot when he accidentally discharged his AK-47. Bellows was reportedly ...