
Westboro Baptist Church Members Now Claiming ‘God Hates Jesus’
June 28, 2014
TOPEKA, Kansas - Westboro Baptist Church, everyone's favorite radical religious group, are making their presence known again across the world. Apparently, even the Son of God isn’t safe from the damnation of the Westboro Baptist family, ...

Police Officer Suspended After Putting 3-Year-Old Toddler In Handcuffs
June 27, 2014
COVINGTON, Louisiana - A veteran police officer has been suspended from duty this week after allegations that he handcuffed a 3-year-old toddler and put him in the back of a police car because he was "annoyed" with ...

North Korea Plans Missile Attack On U.S. Over Seth Rogen Comedy
June 26, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California - Funnyman and film writer Seth Rogen has teamed up again with actor James Franco to make a comedy film that is pretty topical in the present day. The movie, "The Interview," pits Franco and ...

Fast Food Chains Brace For Onslaught Of Fake ‘Sympathy Stories’ By Parents Of Disfigured Children
June 25, 2014
OAK BROOK, Illinois - McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, and several other fast food chains have been preparing for the worst, after a story about a girl with scars from a pitbull attack was allegedly asked to ...

Oprah Posts Bail For ‘Sexy Felon’ Jeremy Meeks
June 24, 2014
STOCKTON, California - The internet was abuzz this past week when a mug shot of accused arms dealer Jeremy Meeks hit the web, making women swoon and men jealous over his movie-star good looks. Apparently all the ...

Cops Crack Down on Teens Abstract Expressionist Painting While Driving
June 24, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Police across the country are taking part in a new initiative meant to make our roads safer by cracking down on teens and adults who create abstract expressionist paintings while they drive. The program ...

MTV To Produce ‘Hunger Games’ Style Reality Show, ‘Con Stars’
June 24, 2014
DETROIT, Michigan - In a bold move by the Federal Prison System to combat swelling overpopulations of their institutions, a real-life Hunger Games reality show has been launched by MTV in partnership with the Federal Justice Bureau. The show ...

YouTube-Famous Daredevil Vitaly Raskalov Injured In Freak Accident
June 24, 2014
KYIY, Ukraine - World-class daredevil and internet sensation Vitaly Raskalov was reportedly hospitalized for an injury he sustained at his home in Kyiy, Ukraine. Raskalov, who is famous for his YouTube videos of dangerous acts, like scaling skyscrapers, ...