Spa Accident Ruins Woman’s Face

RICHARDSON, Georgia –

Laysha Ward is speaking out after a spa accident ruined her face. After her mani-pedi she opted for a microdermabrasion (or natural enzyme peel) face and eye collagen mask and décolleté treatment at the recommendation of a spa employee. Ward says, “She said the treatment would deliver visible results. Well I’ll say it did.”

Ward has now started a campaign to warn people about the dangers of routine spa treatments. Friends have started a GoFundMe page, as the only good thing about a personal tragedy is squeezing sympathy money from family, friends, and strangers on the internet.

“My face is just absolutely ruined. My skin is dryer than it gets in the middle of winter. I have a date this Friday and there is no way my t-zone will recover.” While there will be no permanent disfigurement, Ward says the event was very traumatic. “I will never feel safe at the spa again. I also now have a fear of makeup counters and bukaki bars. All those perfect days I had ahead of me. That’s all over now.”

Dermatologist Jessica Toothman supports Wards campaign to warn people of the frequently overlooked risks that come with a day of pampering. “There’s just no guarantee you aren’t going to get your face burned off. Even is spas aren’t buying cheap abrasive chemicals from China, there’s always the chance you’ll be the unlucky one that has a bad reaction. Women have come to me looking like moldy watermelon after a facial. My advice is leave it at the massage.”

HOLLYWOOD, California –

Dermatologist Sandra Lee has been a certified dermatologist for 10 years, and has been catering to the darker side of the industry for the last two years. She pops explosive pimples and blackheads on video for thousands of fans, who become addicted to watching the “pimple porn.”

She has received hundreds of fan letters, which she displays at her practice based out of Uplands, California. Dr. Lee claims the “pimple porn” is playing a positive role by bringing dermatology to the masses and encouraging people to look after their skin.

“Contrary to the name there is nothing sexual about it – even though some of my fans really seem to get off on it. I understand that. I get off on the eruption of a juicy, swollen whitehead too. In my adolescent years I realized popping pimples was my passion. That’s why I am where I am today. There’s just something about how satisfying it is to pop a huge, gross pimple and watch the skin get moist and slimy.”