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President Trump To Move White House to Las Vegas

March 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Donald Trump has made plans to officially move the White House from Washington, D.C. to Las Vegas, where he owns property and says that the taxes are "much more manageable." "Moving the White House ...

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Country Star Loretta Lynn Says She’s Sick of Getting Hate Mail For Loretta Lynch

March 30, 2017

NASHVILLE, Tennessee -  Country legend Loretta Lynch, best known for her his song The Coal Miner's Daughter, says she is "sick to death" of getting hate mail, emails, and tweets aimed at former Attorney General Loretta ...

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VP Mike Pence Accidentally Electrocutes Himself, Claims He’s Now Gay

March 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  Vice President Mike Pence reportedly electrocuted himself accidentally after touching a light switch after getting out of the shower, while still wet. Ironically, the VP now claims that he is homosexual, and has ...

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Police Discover Meth Lab In Back Room of Alabama Walmart

March 30, 2017

DECATUR, Alabama -  Police were recently tipped off to a reported meth lab that was being run by Walmart employees in what they are calling one of the biggest busts in decades. Police Chief Robert Garner said ...

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Hackers Plan To Release Donald Trump Sex Tape – But It’s Not Melania In The Video With Him!

March 30, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  After a slew of celebrity devices were hacked, a group of anonymous individuals have begun leaking nude images and sex tapes recorded by the celebrity victims. The latest seems to be President Donald ...

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Sean Spicer Contracts Bird Flu From Bad Kentucky Fried Chicken

March 29, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer was hospitalized after he contracted what he said was "bird flu" from eating a bucket of KFC chicken that had spoiled. According to his doctor, Spicer merely had ...

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Morgue Employee Cremated By Mistake While Taking a Nap During His Break

March 28, 2017

BEAUMONT, Texas - 48-year old Henri Paul Johnson was killed last week after he was accidentally cremated during a long shift at the Coroner's Office Morgue. According to police, Johnson took a nap on a stretcher after ...

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President Trump Plans 2-Month Vacation To Bahamas After ‘Stressful’ First Quarter

March 27, 2017

WASHINGTON, D.C. -  President Trump announced this morning that he would be taking a 2-month vacation beginning April 1st, returning to Washington in June, after a "stressful" first quarter of 2017. "There are a lot of things ...

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