Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Movie Theatres Begin Charging Extra To Patrons Who Leave Behind Mess
April 22, 2015
HOLLYWOOD, California - Several large movie theatre chains have come together to begin enforcing new rules in their establishments. According to memos sent to employees for General Cinema, Cinema Center, Frontier Theaters, and Cineline Theaters, all state ...
Supreme Court Rules Men Will Have Sole Decision In Termination of Pregnancy
April 22, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark ruling, supreme court Judge Joe Bornstein has stated that in instances of pregnancy, the baby's father will have the sole decision making abilities on the right to abort. "Science and studies have ...
Man Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens, Forced To Probe Them
April 22, 2015
LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Paul Young, 32, of Lexington, Kentucky, says that he was abducted by aliens sometime last month, and despite what people are always saying, the aliens had no desire to probe him anally. "To be ...
Saturday Night Live To Move To Wednesday 7PM Time Slot
April 22, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - For the last 40 years, Saturday Night Live has aired their sketch comedy show on late night television, and of course, it has always been aired on Saturday nights. Now, some big ...
Dalai Lama Considering Early Reincarnation; Just Wants to be a Kid Again
April 21, 2015
TIBET - The 14th Dalai Lama has told followers that he is considering early reincarnation. His motivation, he says, is that he just wants to be a kid again. He looked back fondly on his early ...
Doctors Create Literal ‘Cure For Love’
April 21, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A team of doctors and scientists at Boston University has discovered what they say is a literal 'cure for love,' which when injected, can actually stop all feelings of love that someone may ...
Baker Creates Sweet Frosting Using His Own Diabetic Blood
April 21, 2015
RICHMOND, Virginia - A diabetic man has put his recent diagnosis to work by creating a thick, maple syrup-like condiment from his own blood. James Dyer, 46, says that he had recently been feeling very ill, ...
KFC Protested After Patrons Begin Finding Watermelon, Grape Drink on Menus
April 21, 2015
LEXINGTON, Kentucky - Restaurant chain Kentucky Fried Chicken is stirring the pot in the southern states this week, after several patrons noticed that many of their local franchises had added watermelon slices, grape drink, and corn ...