Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Obama Signs Bill Forgiving All Student Loan Debt
March 05, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans who are under the financial strain of repaying student loan debt may now be off the hook for their education costs. President Obama signed a new federal bill this week releasing any student who has ...
New Wave of Emo Teens Paint Rooms in Bright Pink in Order to Defy Convention
March 05, 2015
UNITED STATES - For time immemorial, gloomy teenagers have represented their isolation with heavy use of the color black. What the current generation calls “emo kids” have been no exception to the rule. They dye their ...
New J.K. Rowling Book to Tell the Story of the Slow Death of Lord Voldemort’s Final Horcrux
March 05, 2015
LONDON, England - To the delight of millions of Harry Potter fans around the world, billionaire author JK Rowling has announced that she is working on yet another sequel to the hugely popular series. The next ...
Sesame Street To End After 46 Years, Producers Say ‘Today’s Kids Just Hate Puppets’
March 05, 2015
NEW YORK CITY, New York - It’s a sad day for all of those who grew up in any of the last four decades. Long-running childhood favorite, Sesame Street, will soon be no longer. The news ...
Fast Food Giant McDonald’s To Begin Selling Weed In Colorado, Washington
March 05, 2015
TACOMA, Washington - Fast food chain McDonald’s has become the first franchise in its industry to announce its intention to sell weed in outlets across the country. The corporation will apparently begin this new phase in ...
Rate of School Shootings Down As Sales Of Metal Albums, Video Games Continue To Increase
March 05, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Good news for concerned parents, and great news for fans of certain types of entertainment. The rate of school shootings are reportedly decreasing across the country, while sales of all forms of metal ...
#TheDress: Neuroscientists Say People Who See White, Gold Have Mental Deficiencies
March 04, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a follow-up study after last week’s #TheDress controversy, neuroscientists have confirmed that people who saw white and gold, as opposed to the dress’s true colors of black and blue, have important mental ...
Nation’s Dogs Ask Owners for More ‘Human Food’
March 04, 2015
UNITED STATES - The nation’s dogs have collectively agreed to ask their owners for more human food, starting tonight. This comes in response to their constant hunger for whatever their masters are eating. They have decided ...