Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
DirecTV To Offer Free NFL Sunday Ticket Package For Life After National Anthem ‘Scandal’ Rocks Sports
September 27, 2017
DELUTH, Minnesota - Are you ready for some football? AT&T Co., the parent company of DirecTV, announced today that they would be giving current NFL Sunday Ticket subscribers free access to the package for as long ...
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Steps Down After Controversy Over National Anthem
September 27, 2017
ATLANTA, Georgia - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that he will step down from his position in light of the recent events surrounding players on several teams kneeling or sitting during the National Anthem. President ...
Equifax To Give Everyone Perfect 850 Credit Scores As Apology For Data Breach
September 26, 2017
ATLANTA, Georgia - After a massive data breach that released sensitive information on nearly every single American, which caused a widespread panic over compromised data and credit scores, Equifax has announced that they are completely wiping ...
President Trump Tweets That NFL Players Who Kneel in Protest Are ‘Secret Gays’
September 26, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump made a controversial tweet earlier today, commenting that any player in the NFL who kneels during the National Anthem are secretly gay, and that they're just on their knees to think ...
Facebook Launches New ‘Choose Your Drama Level’ For Newsfeed
September 26, 2017
PALO ALTO, California - Facebook has officially launched their latest feature, a "drama level" that can be adjusted in user settings for your timeline or newsfeed. "The point of the setting is to allow people who do ...
Rocketman And Dotard Agree To Settle Diplomatic Issues In EPIC Rap Battle
September 23, 2017
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un had some choice words for US President Donald Trump Friday, accusing the American leader of "mentally deranged behavior." He went on to say, "He is surely a rogue and ...
Doomsday Profit Says The World Is REALLY Ending THIS Time…Like, For REAL
September 23, 2017
Are we in our final days? It seems they have said so many times before, but Christian prophet David Meade says THIS time it’s for real. Meade, a self-published author, bases his prediction on a complex ...
Donald Trump Undergoes Cosmetic Surgery To Remove ‘Pussy Neck’
August 31, 2017
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has apparently undergone cosmetic surgery to remove what is affectionately known as his "pussy neck," because the flappy, old man folds under his chin form into an uncanny resemblance of a ...