Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Dallas Police Department To Stop Using Guns, Will Use Alternative Methods To Subdue Criminals
January 19, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - In a bold move, the Dallas Police Department has announced an unprecedented, creative, and groundbreaking strategic plan to curb the reputation of police abuse by taking firearms away from more than ten-thousand police officers. Nationally ...
Teen’s Dental Retainer Acts As Wi-Fi Hotspot
January 19, 2015
AKRON, Ohio - Hal Dragna knew something was up when he noticed his 14-year-old daughter, Sally, using her smartphone in a place so remote, no cell phone service was available. “We went on hiking vacation, and my ...
Hasbro To Produce Jesus, Muhammad Action Figure Line
January 19, 2015
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island - Let the battle for the heavenly kingdom begin! In a surprisingly anti-politically correct move, Hasbro has announced that they are going to begin selling Jesus and Muhammad action figures. The company says ...
Make-A-Wish Foundation Grants 9-Year-Old’s Wish To Direct Porno Film
January 19, 2015
AKRON, Ohio - The parents of a 9-year-old boy have filed a lawsuit against the ‘Make A Wish’ Foundation, claiming that the charity let their son direct a pornographic film. “My son Joey’s wish was not to direct ...
MLB Commissioner Bud Selig: ’We Will No Longer Test For Performance Enhancing Drugs’
January 19, 2015
NEW YORK, New York - According to Commissioner Bud Selig, Major League Baseball will no longer be testing for steroids and other performance enhancing drugs. Steroids, Human Growth Hormones (HGH), and other performance boosters will technically ...
Former Vice President Al Gore Arrested For Indecent Exposure
January 17, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - Al Gore, the 66-year-old former Vice President of the United States, who served during the Clinton administration from 1993-2001, was arrested last night outside an upscale Miami, Florida nightclub for indecent exposure according ...
It’s Official: New York Jets Moving To Los Angeles, Construction Of Los Angeles Stadium Begins
January 17, 2015
FLORHAM PARK, New Jersey - It's official. Owner, CEO, and Chairman of the New York Jets, Woody Johnson, announced that the franchise will be moving to Los Angeles, California after feuding began between the Jets and ...
Scientist Says Hawaii Has Moved Closer To Continental US; Expects State To Hit Within 30 Years
January 17, 2015
HONOLULU, Hawaii - Have you ever wanted to take a trip to Hawaii but hate flying? Well, in about 30 years, you'll be able to easily drive there, according to geographical research scientist Matt Gantt. In ...