Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Ferguson Company Selling ‘Riot & Looting Kits’ In Wake Of Michael Brown Ruling
November 25, 2014
FERGUSON, Missouri - Never let it be said that capitalism doesn't find a way. A newly formed company, Riot Right, started by a Ferguson businessman after the Michael Brown shooting, is now selling pre-prepared riot and ...
Missouri Governor Announces ‘Police-Free Zone’ In Ferguson
November 25, 2014
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri - Missouri Governor Jay Nixon announced today in a prepared statement the creation of a Police-Free zone within the city limits of Ferguson. The zones will be in neighborhoods with high a African-American ...
Doctors Diagnosing Millions Of Children With New Illness – Is Your Child At Risk?
November 25, 2014
CALDWELL, New Jersey - Elmo, Big Bird, Bert and Ernie – all staples of PBS kids’ programming. Wholesome entertainment for children, and safe enough so parents don’t have to worry. But what if children can’t pry ...
Convenience Store Bottles Water From Toilet, Small Town In Uproar
November 25, 2014
CRAWFORD, Texas - “Don’t drink the water” is clichéd advice given to tourists traveling to certain foreign countries, where health standards aren’t up to par with those found in the United States. This time though, Texas ...
Discount Meat Giveaway Seemed Fishy To Police, Multiple Arrests Made
November 25, 2014
NEWARK, New Jersey - When Felicia Sommers heard about the big discount meat giveaway taking place beside the community garden she tends, she wasted no time in calling all of her friends. “Have you seen the ...
New Poll Shows 64% Of Men Enjoy Watching Ugly Chicks Getting Punched In The Face
November 24, 2014
LAS VEGAS, Nevada - A new online poll has shown that at least 64% of men enjoy watching ugly chicks getting punched in the face repeatedly. The poll is confirmed by the recent upward trend in popularity of women’s ...
Water To Be Banned In Washington Public Schools After Board Finds It ‘Unhealthy’
November 24, 2014
SEATTLE, Washington - A new food regulation passed by the Washington State School Board is set to start after the holiday vacation. Beginning in January, all water and 'water-related products' will be banned from public schools. The decision was made ...
Homeless Man Finds $200,000 In NYC Trash Can
November 24, 2014
MANHATTAN, New York - Perhaps one of the luckiest and most honest people on the planet, Berry Holden recently went from living on the streets of New York, to living on the streets of New York ...