Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
SHOCKING PHOTO: President Tries To Kill Stephen Hawking After Argument During White House Dinner
November 25, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama reportedly had to be pulled off of famed physicist Stephen Hawking after the two got into an altercation at the White House on Wednesday afternoon, say witnesses. According to other attendees, Obama ...
Baby Taken Into Police Custody After Killing, Eating Parents
November 25, 2015
BOISE, Idaho - A 2-month old baby was taken into police custody after reportedly killing and eating its own parents in Boise, Idaho, say police. Sources inside the investigation say they are still trying to determine ...
‘Clock Kid’ Mad 15 Minutes of Fame Is Over, Says He’s Thinking Of New Scam To Get Back On TV
November 25, 2015
DALLAS, Texas - Ahmed Mohammed, the kid who built a hoax bomb and brought it to school and became an international celebrity after he was arrested, gave an interview with a local Dallas news station saying ...
‘Anonymous’ Hackers Arrested In Sting Opperation
November 24, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - A US Department of Justice and FBI sting of a group of apartments in downtown Boston yesterday yielded the arrests of a reported 24 members of the hacking group 'Anonymous,' who in this case, turned ...
9/11 Mastermind Escapes From Guantanamo Bay Prison, Country On High Alert
November 24, 2015
GUANTANAMO BAY, Cuba - Although many people associate Osama Bin Laden as the "mastermind" behind the 9/11 attacks, another name may be slightly less recognized, although equally as important in the history of the crime: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. ...
Wal-Mart Says They Are Canceling All Black Friday Sales, Events
November 24, 2015
BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., the world's largest retailer, has announced - very last minute - that they will be pulling out of Black Friday sales and events, and will be closed on Thanksgiving, with ...
Scientists Baffled Over Chicken That Can Talk, But Only Speaks In Racial Epithets
November 24, 2015
BOSTON, Massachusetts - Researchers at Harvard Medical School say they are "baffled" by a chicken that was left on their campus by an unknown person. The chicken, which is of the average, normal-looking variety, has a ...
Man Finds Single Sperm Measuring Over 2 Inches In Semen
November 24, 2015
DENVER, Colorado - Carlton Moore, 38, says that he masturbates just like a normal guy - at least twice a day - but was extremely startled last week when a normal rub-n-tug caused him to ejaculate, ...