
Local Fisherman Catches Dead Body In River, Arrested For Throwing It Back
September 14, 2014
ST. PETERSBURG, Florida - A local St. Petersburg man is behind bars today after a bizarre event occurred while fishing. Tim Pope, age 64, was arrested late Sunday evening by police officers for tampering with a ...

‘Gone With The Wind’ Remake To Star Reese Witherspoon as Scarlett, Matthew McConaughey as Rhett
September 14, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California – Harvey Weinstein, co-Chairman of The Weinstein Company, announced today that a remake of the classic southern motion picture epic, Gone With The Wind, will have its worldwide premiere on March 1, 2015. Reese Witherspoon fills the formidable window curtain hoop skirt once ...

20th Century Fox Announces Plan To Exclusively Produce Sequels, Remakes Starting in 2015
September 14, 2014
HOLLYWOOD, California – When The Writers Guild of America went on strike in 2007, television producers were left without writers. Producers came up with a work-around – churning out shows without writers. “Reality Television” was born. 20th ...

Family Sues Fortune Cookie Manufacturer After Finding Filthy Fortunes
September 14, 2014
CARMEL, New York - A fun family trip quickly turned into a nasty nightmare for the Bryant family of upstate Carmel, New York, after several lewd “novelty” fortune cookies were mistakenly placed on their table. Joy and ...

Man With World’s Largest DVD Collection Can’t Find A Thing To Watch
September 13, 2014
PHOENIX, Arizona - "It's just the most obnoxious thing, really," said Derek Davis, Guinness World Record holder for most DVDs in a private home library. "I own more movies than anyone on the planet, yet I ...

Garage Mechanic Charged With Battery
September 13, 2014
NORTH AURORA, Illinois – Garrett Nelson should be at work at Bates Auto Body in North Aurora, Illinois, but instead, he’s in a holding cell with bruised knuckles and a sprained ankle. Aurora Beacon-News' local crime reporter, Peter Lazenby, discovered ...

V.P. Joe Biden Still Missing One Week After Initiating Game Of Hide-N-Seek At White House
September 13, 2014
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After encouraging White House staff to take part in a fun game of hide-n-seek a week ago, Vice President Joe Biden remains somewhere in hiding. During today's morning press briefing, Press Secretary Josh ...

Tiger Woods To Announce Retirement From PGA Tour To Focus On Miniature Golf Career
September 13, 2014
JUPITER ISLAND, Florida - Earlier today golf legend, sports insider, and course designer Jack Nicklaus revealed to Empire News that after a long discussion with Tiger Woods, Woods told Nicklaus that he was 95% certain that ...