Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson
Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Op-Ed: ‘Joe Biden Just Ruined My Anti-Biden Business’
Only Hours After Announcing Separation from Lisa Bonet, Actor Jason Momoa Photographed Holding Hands with SNL’s Pete Davidson- Former President Trump Calls Kyle Rittenhouse a ‘Modern-Day Hero’ In Leaked Private Recordings
- Multiple People Hospitalized, Several Arrested During ‘Rush Limbaugh Has Cancer’ Celebration in Boston
Trump To Host Massive ‘I Beat Impeachment’ Party at White House This Weekend
Early Voter Poll Shows There’s ‘No Way In Hell’ Ted Cruz Will Get Elected President
March 25, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Ted Cruz this week became the first politician to officially announce his candidacy as the Republican runner in the 2016 Presidential Elections. The unexpected move by the naively bigoted conservative, was greeted with ...
Liza Minnelli Voted ‘Most Fabulous Junkie’ in Rehab
March 25, 2015
SAN DIEGO, California - Acclaimed singer and actress Liza Minnelli is reportedly the most fabulous junkie in Hope Winters Rehabilitation Center. Fellow addicts have unanimously agreed that the Cabaret star’s general demeanor, appearance, and movement and ...
Feminists Rally For Change; Hope To Just Become Known As ‘Uppity Bitches’
March 25, 2015
SAN FRANCISCO, California - For decades, the stereotype of angry, militant women who want all men dead has been the primary association in most American minds when it comes to Feminism. The term “Feminazis” was popularized ...
New Law Requires Kim Kardashian to Obtain Permit to Have More Kids
March 25, 2015
MIAMI, Florida - Kim Kardashian has made no secret of her burning desire for another child. The mother of one apparently wants a sibling for North, in order to help the firstborn through the travails of ...
Center for Disease Control Reports ‘Zombie Movie’ Virus Finally Declining
March 24, 2015
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After years of the uncontrollable so-called “Zombie Movie” virus infecting nearly the entire world, the CDC (Center for Disease Control) released a statement saying it has run its course and is beginning to ...
Man Cuts Off Own Nose To Spite Wife’s Face
March 24, 2015
CHICAGO, Illinois - Local father Benjamin Straub has cut off his own nose in order to spite his wife’s face. Mrs. Straub apparently has an aversion to her face directly touching her husband’s, and relied on ...
Lady Gaga Gets Engaged; World Shocked It’s To A Human
March 24, 2015
LOS ANGELES, California - Following the very public drama of Lady Gaga’s divorce from Xxzorzg, the fading star has done something that some are questioning to be a publicity stunt. She is engaged to marry a ...
Meet Microsoft’s New Browser, ‘Definitely-Not-Internet-Explorer’
March 24, 2015
SILICON VALLEY, California - The whole world – even Microsoft – came to realize that Internet Explorer was a useless old relic, burying it alongside its old cousin, Netscape. With this, however, they sought to create ...